Même si nous étions les deux derniers représentants de l'espèce humaine après une guerre thermo-nucléaire ...
Publié le jeudi 21 juin 2007
.... jamais je ne pourrais envisager de m'accoupler avec Brice Hortefeux. Oui, même pour sauver l'humanité, ça va pas être possible, comme disaient les Zebda (tiens, qu'est ce qu'ils sont devenus eux, on en entend plus parler de ces zozos, pourtant en temps de Sarkozie, ils auraient du grain à moudre). C'est simple, à chaque fois que je le vois apparaître sur l'écran de ma télé, j'ai des contractions.
Showing posts with label Insult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult. Show all posts
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Thursday, May 04, 2006
ENOUGH OF THE NAMECALLING Jonah Goldberg , Juan Cole , belmontclub, Glenn Reynolds, oxblog ,Reacto-con of Le-fist
Also
cole-versus-goldberg
...Glenn Reynolds points out that Jonah Goldberg and Juan Cole are exchanging barbed comments....
the ground for civilized debate has been shrinking progressively ... The sharp animosity that has sprung up between .... may be a kind of emergent behavior arising from ...... changes that have taken place since.....
***********************
Then Again we have
Posted 6:48 PM by Patrick Porter
at: ENOUGH OF THE NAMECALLING
**********This comment by Reacto-con of Le-fist says it all::
enough-of-namecalling
There it is for all of youse
Do-It-Yourself Eye Surgery where fluorescent juices run dry. But not the smelly fish raspberry serbs who would BUY fluorescent orange mesh ballet flats?
Yeah, phosphorescent this benassis beholdest both the ex-showman and the earth, ... Be pleased to estote fish-net, The oberseah was a huge digamosla, with two of its legs phosphorescent, twisting that within four Months after I left . this is called the chasin prot'asis of Sherlock and Doyle.
Hole is tranfobique
# posted by Reacto-con of lefist : 10:14 PM
cole-versus-goldberg
...Glenn Reynolds points out that Jonah Goldberg and Juan Cole are exchanging barbed comments....
the ground for civilized debate has been shrinking progressively ... The sharp animosity that has sprung up between .... may be a kind of emergent behavior arising from ...... changes that have taken place since.....
***********************
Then Again we have
Posted 6:48 PM by Patrick Porter
at: ENOUGH OF THE NAMECALLING
**********This comment by Reacto-con of Le-fist says it all::
enough-of-namecalling
There it is for all of youse
Do-It-Yourself Eye Surgery where fluorescent juices run dry. But not the smelly fish raspberry serbs who would BUY fluorescent orange mesh ballet flats?
Yeah, phosphorescent this benassis beholdest both the ex-showman and the earth, ... Be pleased to estote fish-net, The oberseah was a huge digamosla, with two of its legs phosphorescent, twisting that within four Months after I left . this is called the chasin prot'asis of Sherlock and Doyle.
Hole is tranfobique
# posted by Reacto-con of lefist : 10:14 PM
Friday, February 17, 2006
Caca de toro, taurus excreta, bull feces
see also
http://zescrap.blogspot.com/2005/02/how-to-be-insulting-with-class.html
And previous
http://zescrap.blogspot.com/2006/02/cases-in-which-subjunctive-mood-is.html
Quod eras dixit, reductio ad absurdum et taurus excreta cerebrum vincit. (Et ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?)
http://zescrap.blogspot.com/2005/02/how-to-be-insulting-with-class.html
And previous
http://zescrap.blogspot.com/2006/02/cases-in-which-subjunctive-mood-is.html
Quod eras dixit, reductio ad absurdum et taurus excreta cerebrum vincit. (Et ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?)
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Vagina-stan Vagini-stan Peni-stan Wanki-stan Wonki-stan
KIND OF CUTE GEOGRAPHY (part 2)
From: http://theheretik.typepad.com/the_heretik/2005/09/in_vaginastan_t.html
Kos, the recently and freely elected King of Penistan, only has the most kindly thoughts for the tribe of Uteri. While the Uteri may think themselves proud citizens of an indepedent Vaginastan, kindly King Kos knows you are but the misguided children of a province of a greater Penistan.
***
From afar would be heard the wailing of wonks in far Wankistan, the province of Penistan least loved by the Uteri.
The Peni Then Would Know the power of the tribe of the Uteri, proud residents all of Vaginastan. But would the Wankers and Wonks be ruled by election of the would be conqueror Uteri called Condi or would they be ruled by the damned dem dame Hillari?
***
set yourself FREE...
King of Penistan has no clothes. His valiant pawns of Penistan who happily carry his water are merely a well paid roving band of DLC toadies and political operatives.
From: http://theheretik.typepad.com/the_heretik/2005/09/in_vaginastan_t.html
Kos, the recently and freely elected King of Penistan, only has the most kindly thoughts for the tribe of Uteri. While the Uteri may think themselves proud citizens of an indepedent Vaginastan, kindly King Kos knows you are but the misguided children of a province of a greater Penistan.
***
From afar would be heard the wailing of wonks in far Wankistan, the province of Penistan least loved by the Uteri.
The Peni Then Would Know the power of the tribe of the Uteri, proud residents all of Vaginastan. But would the Wankers and Wonks be ruled by election of the would be conqueror Uteri called Condi or would they be ruled by the damned dem dame Hillari?
***
set yourself FREE...
King of Penistan has no clothes. His valiant pawns of Penistan who happily carry his water are merely a well paid roving band of DLC toadies and political operatives.
Thursday, June 16, 2005
ALAIN Juppée et les francois constipé
Bon ben je vois que vous avez tout un tas de
gens constipé
sur ce blog.
Il y a des centaines de blog de francais qui sont ici ou qui veulent y venir.
Ils sont tres bien écrit pour la plupart.Il y en a quelques uns qui sont en language de teletext.
Mais dans tout les cas les commentaires sont bref et en language "décontractée".
J apprecie que vous avez a porté un étandard et j'approuve le ton que vouz vomme auteur utilisé.
Mais vos lecteurs
Y poura ti pas u aller plus molo.
Y on droit d etre Zen.
A lire vos reaction Chers autre commentateur on croirait entendre des petit politiciens de la campagne profondes.
Vos textes sont digne de journeaux de combat ou de la colone des lecteurs d un de vos quoditien favoris.
Il sont bien
Mé la vous avez donc rien compris au bloc-blog.
Lachez vos grand discours et descendez de vos grands chevaux .
Allez y au plus court.
Le monsieur qui ecrit est en classe avec du vrai monde .
Il va en entendre d autres.
Il est pas au parlemnt.
Dieu du ciel, Y va falloir que nous autres on s en mêle. Si non ce ne sera pas le blog d un ex-pat qui enseigne mais la plateforme du tas de petit "franca" de con crissé
(note Ici ce mot s écrit en un seul mot. Il est decomposé en sylable pour que les lecteur de l'autre cote de la grosse riviere comprennent.)
Bon j arrete la "pa ce que" je ne sais pas si la censur va couper ou meme accepté mon texte.
Luc Vautour
PS.M le Professeur:
J aime le blog et je lit et lirai avec plaisir meme si on me censure.Je crois que vous merité que le vra peupe d ici vous lise.
gens constipé
sur ce blog.
Il y a des centaines de blog de francais qui sont ici ou qui veulent y venir.
Ils sont tres bien écrit pour la plupart.Il y en a quelques uns qui sont en language de teletext.
Mais dans tout les cas les commentaires sont bref et en language "décontractée".
J apprecie que vous avez a porté un étandard et j'approuve le ton que vouz vomme auteur utilisé.
Mais vos lecteurs
Y poura ti pas u aller plus molo.
Y on droit d etre Zen.
A lire vos reaction Chers autre commentateur on croirait entendre des petit politiciens de la campagne profondes.
Vos textes sont digne de journeaux de combat ou de la colone des lecteurs d un de vos quoditien favoris.
Il sont bien
Mé la vous avez donc rien compris au bloc-blog.
Lachez vos grand discours et descendez de vos grands chevaux .
Allez y au plus court.
Le monsieur qui ecrit est en classe avec du vrai monde .
Il va en entendre d autres.
Il est pas au parlemnt.
Dieu du ciel, Y va falloir que nous autres on s en mêle. Si non ce ne sera pas le blog d un ex-pat qui enseigne mais la plateforme du tas de petit "franca" de con crissé
(note Ici ce mot s écrit en un seul mot. Il est decomposé en sylable pour que les lecteur de l'autre cote de la grosse riviere comprennent.)
Bon j arrete la "pa ce que" je ne sais pas si la censur va couper ou meme accepté mon texte.
Luc Vautour
PS.M le Professeur:
J aime le blog et je lit et lirai avec plaisir meme si on me censure.Je crois que vous merité que le vra peupe d ici vous lise.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
request to repost the "How to send me hate mail"
http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/003464.html
Creative.
Honestly, if you're going to take the time to tell me how much you hate me, make some effort to do it in a way that's not going to bore me. I've been called an "asshole" so many times in hate mail that it's just lost all its charm, as have all the major profanities. So, I take points off for profanities, unless they're used in really new and exciting ways.
Here's a quick workshop on that, using that old reliable, "Fucker":
"Fucker" -- No good. Plain. Uninspiring. Trite. Hardly registers a blip. Needs oomph. Needs... a modifer!
"Toad Fucker" -- Better. "Toad" is not the usual modifier here, so that's good, and of course it's an interesting mental visual
....."Choad Mongering Krill Fucker" -- Now we're talking. This insult works on so many levels. "Choad," of course, is a great piece of slang, not nearly utilized to its full potential in everyday invective, so it's still a nice fresh slap to start the insult. "Mongering," likewise a great verb: Sounds great, first off, but also obscure enough to thrill -- after all, who mongers very much anymore? "Krill Fucker" implies that you're so hard up you'd screw a baleen whale's morning snack and, inasmuch as krill are microscopic shrimp, it also says you have a dinky little wanger (otherwise, of course, how could you fuck a krill? It'd just break apart). ....
Creative.
Honestly, if you're going to take the time to tell me how much you hate me, make some effort to do it in a way that's not going to bore me. I've been called an "asshole" so many times in hate mail that it's just lost all its charm, as have all the major profanities. So, I take points off for profanities, unless they're used in really new and exciting ways.
Here's a quick workshop on that, using that old reliable, "Fucker":
"Fucker" -- No good. Plain. Uninspiring. Trite. Hardly registers a blip. Needs oomph. Needs... a modifer!
"Toad Fucker" -- Better. "Toad" is not the usual modifier here, so that's good, and of course it's an interesting mental visual
....."Choad Mongering Krill Fucker" -- Now we're talking. This insult works on so many levels. "Choad," of course, is a great piece of slang, not nearly utilized to its full potential in everyday invective, so it's still a nice fresh slap to start the insult. "Mongering," likewise a great verb: Sounds great, first off, but also obscure enough to thrill -- after all, who mongers very much anymore? "Krill Fucker" implies that you're so hard up you'd screw a baleen whale's morning snack and, inasmuch as krill are microscopic shrimp, it also says you have a dinky little wanger (otherwise, of course, how could you fuck a krill? It'd just break apart). ....
Sunday, February 20, 2005
How to be insulting with class
http://www.leftfield.org/~rawdon/politics/hate.mail.html
a sample :
You are not as clever or as funny as you might think. We will see whowins the next election. Better get someone besides Gore if you want towin. A "W" woman
Hmm, I'm not as funny or clever as I think, but apparently I'm clever enough to make her want to write to me. Okay, I responded to this one, too:
..snip...
Of course my buddy Mike Gallagher reads my e-mails on his radio program.But Liberal Idiot Molly Ivins doesn't have the time to write back. And she knowsI'm right. I don't apologize for backing someone who stays above the desk insteadof having young girls below. Still a "W" woman with a brain thank you very much.Only the liberals have to resort to insults to make a point.
a sample :
You are not as clever or as funny as you might think. We will see whowins the next election. Better get someone besides Gore if you want towin. A "W" woman
Hmm, I'm not as funny or clever as I think, but apparently I'm clever enough to make her want to write to me. Okay, I responded to this one, too:
..snip...
Of course my buddy Mike Gallagher reads my e-mails on his radio program.But Liberal Idiot Molly Ivins doesn't have the time to write back. And she knowsI'm right. I don't apologize for backing someone who stays above the desk insteadof having young girls below. Still a "W" woman with a brain thank you very much.Only the liberals have to resort to insults to make a point.
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